What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.