What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.