Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.