Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed