Because they can't reach the top shelf.
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
Because he reached terminal velocity.
Fry-days.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
When food tastes so good.
The word "free"
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !
Because it was A Minor.
Daworfed