They lead such short lives.
Because they always diode.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
Because a Cadillac sits six.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!