Mexican Army Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup