Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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They only had 2 vans

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they only had 2 trucks

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup