Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

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Uluruakbar

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Go for the juggler.

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because it's stoned.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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An Army of Juan

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What are all these landscapers doing here?"

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Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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With a dustpan..

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups