Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans