Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"