Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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His homemade Bris-kit.

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Bring two Mormons.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans