What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans