What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!