Mortician Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.