What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.