What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.