What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

Stalemate Jokes More Stalemate Jokes

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.