What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.