How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

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What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.