Pubic Hair Jokes

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

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What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What is the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor?

PTEWIE!

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"