What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"