What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator