Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*