Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.