Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..