Ray Rice Jokes

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What's the difference between Ray Rice's wife and a fish?

A fish can take a left hook.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.