What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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My phone is turned off.

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giANT!!

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."