What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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She didn't suit his taste!

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Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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When Shall We Meet Again ?

by Miles Apart

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I met a knight

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice