Rental Car Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.