What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere