What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.