How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Rental Car Jokes More Rental Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.