Soak Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"