How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Soak Jokes More Soak Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.