What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)