How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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A tiger moth !

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Because it's traveling light!

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She threw out all the W's.

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Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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The Woof of Wall Street.

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Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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You're an eight.