Squish Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.