Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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No room

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One full set of teeth.

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The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."