Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr