What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!