Toothpick Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.