What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Toothpick Jokes More Toothpick Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.