Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Thanks for the handy cap.

Toothpick Jokes More Toothpick Jokes

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.