Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Toothpick Jokes More Toothpick Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.