Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.