Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.