Eli5
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
King Kong Un (From my younger brother).
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
By folding it in half.
A: Half a measure.
A comb or a saw.
He picked up his hammer and saw.