What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."