What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Half Measure Jokes More Half Measure Jokes

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.