How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.