Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Because they were for test porpoise only
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
a ham-stir
A:('A jump rope')"
Put a redneck behind it.
He forgot.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Read the label.
He hibernated in the summer.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!
