Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
Because they use "net" profits
She peed her pants (read out loud)
conics
Shake 'n Bake.
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
He was looking for Pooh.
Un phrarmachien!
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Read the label.
He said, "No man, clay chair."
Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
