Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.