What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city