What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.