What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.