How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.