Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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