Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.