Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.