How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.