How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.