What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids