What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.