How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Maze Jokes More Maze Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.