A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Cause they're knee grows!
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.