Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)