How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.