How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!