What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Fowl Ball Jokes More Fowl Ball Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What's another name for a chicken testicle?

Fowl Ball